Arrr! Captain Kelce be fined over 14 treasure chests fer his jig after a mighty touchdown! Har har!
2025-01-05
Arrr, me hearty! It be said that the gallant Travis Kelce o' the Kansas City Buccaneers be docked a hefty treasure o' $14,000 for his jolly jig after a mighty score against the Steel Plunderers! Aye, who knew celebratin’ could cost more than a barrel o’ rum!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the daring Travis Kelce, a fine tight end of the Kansas City Chiefs! Last week, he made a mighty catch against the Pittsburgh Steelers, celebratin' like the legendary Tony Gonzalez, who be famed fer dunkin' the pigskin through the goalposts, aye!This be the 77th touchdown of Kelce's scallywag career, surpassin’ the great Gonzalez on the all-time list! But alas, his jubilant act landed him in a bit o’ trouble, as the rulekeepers fined him a hefty sum o’ $14,069 fer “Unsportsmanlike Conduct Use of Prop,” arrr! Even Gonzalez had a chuckle, spottin' the fine comin' and givin' a hearty “lol!” to Kelce's dunk.
Now, this season ain't be the smooth sailin' the fans be hopin' for, with Kelce startin' slow like a ship in a calm sea. He’s caught 97 passes fer 823 yards, the lowest since his rookie voyage, and only three touchdowns, which be the fewest in his career. But lo, the fans still showed their love, votin' him to the Pro Bowl fer the tenth time!
As the regular season comes to a close against the Denver Broncos, we be awaitin’ to see what treasure the playoffs may hold fer the Chiefs! Arrr!