Arrr! The great NCAA treasure map be unveiled! Auburn be the top prize, while 67 scallywags fight fer glory!
2025-03-16
Arrr, me hearties! The time o' March Madness be upon us! Aye, 68 scallywags be settin' sail fer the NCAA treasure, all fightin' fer the grand championship! Let the rum flow and the chaos commence, for it be a right ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! The grand spectacle of March Madness be upon us once more, and the fabled bracket be set sail! On the fateful day known as "Selection Sunday," the gallant crews of the 2025 NCAA Tournament be revealed, with the first round kickin’ off on Thursday and Friday, ready to rattle the timbers!Our mighty Auburn, though it fell in battle to Tennessee, hath earned the prized No. 1 seed, commanding the South Region. Duke, Houston, and Florida be the other top scallywags in this tournament, takin' charge of the East, Midwest, and West, respectively.
But hold yer horses! Before we dive headfirst into the main event, we’ve got the "First Four" games on Tuesday and Wednesday, settlin' who claims the coveted No. 11 and 16 seeds. San Diego State be clashin’ with UNC for the 11 seed, whilst Alabama State and Saint Francis fight for the 16th spot - may the best buccaneers win!
With matchups aplenty, here be the first round for ye fine folks: Auburn to face Alabama State/St. Francis, Duke against American/Mount Saint Mary’s, and Houston takin' on SIU Edwardsville, among other fierce entanglements. So gather 'round, raise yer tankards, and prepare for a raucous tournament filled with swashbucklin’ basketball! Yarrr!