Arrr! Mets' Juan Soto be sendin' a cannonball straight at a scallywag, teachin' 'im to hold his tongue!
2025-03-12
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Juan Soto be a cunning sea dog! When a landlubber dared call him "overrated" and "overpaid," he sent a mighty cannonball o' a home run right at the cur. Revenge be a dish best served with a side o’ hearty laughter, aye!
Avast ye scallywags! Be ye not so foolish as to mock the great Juan Soto, lest ye find yerself the butt of a jolly good jest! Aye, this lad struck gold in December, sealin’ the mightiest pact in the annals of North American sports—a treasure worth 765 million doubloons over 15 long years with the New York Mets!As the winds of spring training blew, Soto be hittin’ like a cannonball, flirtin’ with a .400 average. But lo and behold, one landlubber in the crowd dared to deride him, callin’ him “overpaid” and “overrated.” T’was a grave mistake, for Soto turned his gaze upon the scoundrel with a look that could sink a ship!
Then, with the swiftness of a sea serpent, Soto smote a solo home run that soared like a gull over the waves, aimed squarely at that hecklin’ fan! The crowd roared as he pointed at the knave, givin’ the Mets a hearty lead in their grand victory over the Cardinals.
At just 26 years of age, this four-time All-Star is a true legend in the makin’, and now he’s ready to lead his crew to glory again, with the wind at his back and a treasure chest of talents. So heed this warning, ye who dare taunt the mighty Soto—yer jestin’ may just come back to haunt ye!