The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Victor Cruz be jawin' 'bout the crew keepin' their captain despite a season worse than Davy Jones' locker!

2025-01-11

Yarr matey! The New York Giants be settin’ sail on the most crucial off-season since the days of wooden ships! Victor Cruz be shoutin’ loud like a parrot, givin’ wise counsel on how they should chart their course in the coming moon cycles. Avast, let the rum flow!

Aye, gather ‘round me hearties, for I’ve tales to tell of the New York Giants, those scallywags o’ the NFL! Less than a moon ago, they be holdin’ the top draft pick, but after scorin’ 45 points, they’ve plummeted to the third spot—like a cannonball doused in rum! Two fine quarterbacks be the treasure sought, but the Titans and Browns be eyein’ them first.

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