Arrr, matey! NFL be sendin' Azeez to Davy Jones' locker for three tides fer givin' ol' Trevor a whack!
2024-12-03
Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Azeez Al-Shaair be walkin’ the plank fer three games, fer givin’ a late smack to the Jacksonville sea dog, Trevor Lawrence! A right jolly mess, I say! Let’s hope he learns to keep his cutlass sheathed in the heat of battle!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Azeez Al-Shaair, a linebacker fer the Houston Texans, who found himself in a wee bit o' trouble with the NFL overlords. This landlubber laid a mighty late hit upon the poor Jacksonville Jaguars’ captain, Trevor Lawrence, causin' him to be carted off the field with a concussion. Aye, the league be sendin' a message, suspending Al-Shaair fer three games without pay, claimin' his actions were as unacceptable as a parrot that don’t squawk!In a stern letter, the NFL’s own Jon Runyan scolded the lad, pointin' out how he struck Lawrence on the noggin after he’d slid down like a ship in a storm. The ruckus didn’t end there, as Al-Shaair got into a brawl fit fer a tavern brawl, pullin' foes by their facemasks and ignitin' a fire upon the field. Runyan declared this lack o' sportsmanship to be a blight upon the noble game of football!
After the dust settled, Al-Shaair offered an apology as heartfelt as a pirate’s love for gold, expressin' his sorrow for the mishap. But beware, mateys, as this be not his first offense! He'd already been fined fer other unruly acts earlier this season. So, let this be a lesson to all ye buccaneers on the field: play fair or face the wrath of the NFL seas!