Arrr! Baker Mayfield be shoutin’ about them college lads plantin' flags: "Let 'em play, ye scallywags!"
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! Buckaneers' captain Baker Mayfield be laughin’ at the ruckus ‘bout them flag-plantin’ shenanigans in the college seas! He be sayin’, “Hoist yer sails, it be just a tempest in a teapot!” Aye, let the wind blow where it may!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye the tale o' Baker Mayfield, a bold lad who carved his name in the annals of gridiron glory whilst tossin' the ol' pigskin at the University of Oklahoma! This scallywag be known fer his hard-nosed ways and a tongue that could provoke a kraken!In a fateful year, after a grand victory, Mayfield planted the Sooners’ flag deep in the soil o’ Ohio State’s field, settin' off a tempest o' flag-plantin’ battles amongst teams. When swabs be askin' if such antics should be scuttled, Baker, with a wink, declared, "Let the boys play!" He be likin' the rivalries as much as a parrot loves a good cracker!
But lo! Trouble brewed after the recent clash between Michigan and Ohio State, leadin' the Big Ten to impose a hefty fine o' $100,000 upon both crews fer their lack o' sportsmanship. They be sayin' that respect and civility be as important as a sturdy hull in a storm!
So here be the lesson, me hearties: in the world o' college football, rivalries be the spice o' life, but let not yer tempers soar higher than the crow's nest! Arrr!