Arrr! Coach Darrell Armstrong caught in a ruckus, face from the brine for swingin’ fists! What be he thinkin’?
2025-02-16
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Darrell Armstrong, a coach for them Mavericks, found himself in the brig fer whackin' his fair lass in the mug with a pistol! Aye, what a landlubber move! Looks like this swashbuckler needs a lesson in love, not firearms! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land o' basketball, where a ruckus erupted t'ween the Dallas Mavericks' assistant coach, one Darrell Armstrong, and his fair lass. 'Twas in the wee hours of Saturday when the coppers were summoned to the 1000 block o' Ross Ave, only t'find our scallywag embroiled in a heated quarrel with his wench. Aye, it started over a text from another lass, and tempers flared like a cannon on the high seas!In a fit o' rage, Armstrong purportedly wielded his piece like a true pirate, striking her with it and makin' threats that would send shivers down the spine o' even the fiercest buccaneer! The poor girl had a mark on her cheek as proof of the fray. As the sun rose, the Mavericks crew swiftly dealt with their matey, puttin' him on administrative suspension while they awaited the legal tides to settle. 'Tis no way to behave, even on the roughest of voyages!
Armstrong, who be a member of the Orlando Magic Hall of Fame, had sailed with the Mavericks since 2009, contributing to their championship quest in 2011. Now, he finds himself in deep waters, and the crew is keepin' mum whilst the law takes its course. Let this be a lesson, ye salty sea dogs: keep yer cutlasses sheathed and yer tempers in check, or face the wrath of the court! Arrr!