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Arrr! George Kittle be havin' the final say, as the Yanks bested the Canucks amidst a ruckus o' boos!

2025-02-16

Arrr, matey! George Kittle, the mighty tight end of them 49ers, had the final say as the good ol' U.S. crew bested the Canuck scallywags in the Four Nations Face-Off, after the landlubbers booed the anthem! Aye, a jolly good jest, that be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a ruckus at the Bell Centre in Montreal, where the Canadians let loose a cacophony of boos at the sound of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Aye, that’s right! Those Canucks be givin’ the U.S. anthem a right ol’ jeerin’ before a face-off against the Americans in a mighty 4 Nations match, only to have their hopes dashed when the U.S. sailed away with a 3-1 victory!

Now, the star of the San Francisco 49ers, Captain George Kittle, be raisin’ his voice on Instagram, shoutin’, “Don’t boo the anthem!” as he waved the final score like a flag o’ triumph! The moment the puck hit that icy ground, fists were flyin’ faster than cannonballs, with three scuffles breakin’ out in a mere nine seconds. Tkachuk brothers were throwin’ punches like they were swabs on a ship in a squall!

U.S. defenseman Zach Werenski, not takin’ kindly to the boos, said it’s been a nasty trend in the NHL since ol’ Trump stirred the pot with tariffs. “We used it as motivation,” he declared, as the crew sailed off with victory in hand. So, there ye have it, a tale of anthem booing and hockey brawls! Arrr, what a fine day for the stars and stripes!

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