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"Arrr! That scallywag Falcon punter be kickin’ balls to spread the good word o’ Christ, savvy?"

2024-11-28

Arrr! For t' second year, matey, ol' Bradley Pinion, that scallywag punter o' the Falcons, be sailin' the "Punts for Purpose" treasure hunt with his lass! They be helpin' mothers and wee babes in far-off lands, shiver me timbers! Aye, a noble quest indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the brave punter o' the Atlanta Falcons, the valiant Bradley Pinion! This scallywag be not just bootin’ pigskins but makin’ waves off the field too, aye!

As the Falcons sail towards a glorious division title, Pinion’s heart be filled with a mighty purpose. With his fair lass, Kaeleigh, he launched the noble "Punts for Purpose" initiative, seekin’ to aid the wee ones and their mothers livin’ in dire straits across the seven seas!

They’ve joined forces with Compassion International, aim’n to raise a treasure of $7.5 million and build 500 survival centers by year’s end. Every time Pinion’s punt lands within the 20-yard line, he and his wife be tossin’ in a crisp $1,000. Quite a haul it be, savvy?

To his surprise, nearly half the NFL punters signed onboard last season, raisin' a bounty of $150,000, and Pinion be nominated for the Walter Payton Man of the Year! He claims his football talent be a gift from the heavens, meant to uplift the downtrodden and serve the Lord.

With already over $6.8 million raised and 455 survival centers funded, this pirate’s heart be full! So raise a mug o’ rum to Bradley Pinion, the punter with a heart as big as the sea! Arrr!

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