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Arrr! Rob Manfred be ponderin' tossin' ol' Pete Rose from the land o' the unworthy, says the scallywag report!

2025-03-02

Arrr, matey! It be said that the grand Captain of the MLB, Rob Manfred, be ponderin' liftin' the curse off ol' Pete Rose, just 'cause the mighty Trump be thinkin' of givin' him a pardon! Blimey! What a jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of baseball!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the infamous Pete Rose, the swashbucklin' legend of baseball! The ole' Commissioner Rob Manfred be ponderin' over whether to lift the cursed ban on the great Rose, who shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe age of 83. Aye, his kin be petitionin' the powers that be, hopin' to see their beloved captain sail free once more!

As the wind blew through the sails of the league, Rose's lawyer, Jeffrey Lenkov, spun a yarn 'bout a meetin' with Manfred bein' "productive." It seems even the mighty Commissioner found a bit o' respect fer the late "Charlie Hustle." Yet, in a twist worthy of the high seas, President Trump be plannin' a posthumous pardon, callin' it a travesty that the Hall of Fame be turnin' a blind eye to Rose's grand feats!

With a legendary career boastin' 4,256 hits and three World Series titles, Rose be a true buccaneer of the diamond, yet his gambling ways cast a shadow over his legacy. The Reds, however, be honorin' him in their own hall, retirin' his No. 14. So, will this tale end with a fair wind, or will it be a tempestuous storm for our beloved Rose? Only time will tell, savvy?

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