Arrr! Young Rubio be findin' the end zone in a grand Florida thumpin' of Tulane, me hearties!
2024-12-21
Arrr, me hearties! Young Anthony Rubio, son of the Senator, did hoist the sails o' victory, gallopin' like a true swashbuckler! He be hittin' the treasure chest with his first collegiate touchdown in the Gasparilla Bowl against the cursed Tulane crew. Aye, what a jolly good show!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for a tale o' pride on the high seas of college football! It be a glorious night for the fine Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, as his lad, Anthony, did score his very first collegiate touchdown in a grand thrashing o' the Tulane crew at the Gasparilla Bowl! Aye, the young swab, a walk-on to the Gators, made a daring nine-yard dash, sealin’ the deal with a score that brought the tally to a mighty 33-8!Though the battle was already won, Anthony's mates swarmed 'round him, celebratin’ like merry pirates findin’ treasure! "Twas insane!" he exclaimed, givin' thanks to the heavens above for his good fortune. The Gators’ captain, Coach Billy Napier, beamed with pride, sayin', "Great to finish the right way!" In true parental fashion, Sen. Rubio took to the social media seas to boast of his son’s triumph, sayin’ he be filled with joy over the camaraderie and the lad's gratitude to the Almighty.
With 32 yards on the ground and a score to boot, Anthony be makin’ his mark after a year of waitin’. So, let us raise a tankard to the young Rubio, who be sailin’ into the annals of football lore, one touchdown at a time! Yo ho, it be a night to remember!