Arrr! LeBron be sayin' the NFL gave 'em a right whackin' after blabberin' 'bout Christmas Day battles! Har har!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! LeBron, the king of the court, be admitting that the NFL be sailing smoother seas o' viewership on Christmas than the NBA! He be spillin' the beans on "New Heights," makin' all us landlubbers chuckle at the game's merry misfortune! Har har!
Arrr matey! LeBron James, the grand captain of the Lakers ship, declared after a jolly Christmas victory that the day be claimed by the NBA, yellin’, “I love the NFL, but Christmas be our day!” But alas, upon further reflection, he had to eat humble pie, admitin’ the NFL’s viewin’ numbers be kickin’ the NBA’s scallywag behind! Aye, they averaged a whopping 24.2 million watchin’ their two games, while the NBA barely managed a mere 5.2 million across five matchups.LeBron, not one to be daunted, chuckled about the NFL’s success, sayin’, “When ye have Beyoncé performin’ at halftime, it’s no wonder they be takin’ the crown!” He likened the rivalry to a rumble between a little brother and a big brother, claimin’, “We didn’t lose that fight, we stand here, we be proud!”
With next Christmas fallin’ on a Thursday, the NFL may be loadin’ their cannons with more games to battle the NBA for holiday supremacy. Meanwhile, LeBron, now aged like fine grog at 40, be still a fierce competitor, rackin’ up near 24 points and nearly nine assists per game. The Lakers be settin’ sail for their next clash against the Miami Heat. Arrr, may the best crew win!