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Arrr, the mighty Jalen Hurts be trapped in the fog o’ concussion—will he sail into the playoffs or walk the plank?

2025-01-06

Arrr, matey! As the Philadelphia Eagles sail into wild-card weekend, a mighty conundrum be brewin’! Will Jalen Hurts, our brave captain, rise from the depths of the concussion seas? Avast, the crew be wonderin’ if he’ll lead us to plunder or leave us adrift!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Philadelphia Eagles, who be itchin’ fer a longer playoff voyage than last year’s short sail. They secured the No. 2 spot in the NFC and be settin’ sail to host the No. 7 Green Bay Packers in the Wild Card Round this weekend!

But lo and behold, a dark cloud looms over their captain, Jalen Hurts! This courageous buccaneer be stuck in concussion protocol fer two weeks after takin' a mighty blow during the clash with the Washington Commanders. Coach Nick Sirianni spilled the beans, leavin’ all hands on deck wonderin’ if Hurts will be fit to lead the charge!

As the Eagles prepare to face the Packers, who be lookin’ to avenge last year's defeat, they be keepin’ a keen eye on their backup crew. Kenny Pickett be nursin’ a rib injury, while Tanner McKee took the helm in his stead. Oh, the drama on the high seas!

Meanwhile, the Packers be shiverin’ in their boots too, with star wide receiver Christian Watson out for the count and quarterback Jordan Love bein’ kept in dry dock after an elbow scare. Let the games begin, as the Eagles hope their valiant Hurts can rise from the depths and snatch victory from the jaws of defeat!

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