Arrr, matey! Fox News be spillin’ the beans on the college gridiron's champions and scallywags o’ Week 14!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! A smattering o' surprises hit the college gridiron, but the ruckus o' flag fights be what’ll have the scallywags chatterin’! Forget the footbrawl, ‘tis the squabblin’ that be spark’n the real hullabaloo, aye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales from the tempestuous seas of college football's "hate week" in 2024, when rivalries ignited like cannon fire! The landlubbers were in a tizzy, with brawls eruptin' over flags bein' planted on sacred fields, from the mighty Michigan to the sunny shores of Florida!South Carolina's Gamecocks be struttin' proud after plunderin' Clemson’s hopes, while Syracuse wreaked havoc upon Miami, sendin' 'em packin' and givin' Dabo Swinney a reason to toast! Penn State sailed into the Big Ten title game, riding high on a victory over Maryland. Texas, in their inaugural SEC voyage, left Texas A&M in their wake, makin' it look easy as a gentle breeze.
But woe betide Ohio State, who faced the wrath of Michigan and the specter of Ryan Day’s job security! And let's not forget the rowdy skirmishes over flag plantin’, with Arizona State’s player brandishin' a trident like a scallywag! As the dust settles, it seems there be talk of banishin' flags from the sidelines! Arrr, what a raucous week it be! So, hoist the sails and prepare for the next round, ye landlubbers! The seas of college football be far from calm!