Arrr, the Dodgers be settin’ sail on a wild tide, leavin’ their fans reelin’ like a ship in a squall!
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! On the morrow, the scallywags of the Dodgers be in a tizzy, for they set sail to the White House to toast with Captain Trump over a treasure of a World Series! Aye, me hearties be grumblin’ like a ship without a rudder!
Arrr mateys! The Los Angeles Dodgers be steppin’ into stormy seas o’ controversy after they declared they’d be settin’ sail to the White House to toast their 2024 World Series victory under the watchful eye of Captain Donald Trump himself!Manager Dave Roberts, in all his glory, called it a "great honor," though we be hearin’ whispers that he once swore he’d be walkin’ the plank and not attendin’ after Trump had a go at him fer a pitchin’ blunder back in the 2018 Series. Aye, how the tides have turned!
The scallywags be takin’ heat from the fans, who be raisin' a ruckus about a webpage honorin’ the legendary Jackie Robinson bein’ tossed overboard from a Defense Department site just last week. A slip-up they call it, but it smells fishy to these sea dogs!
The Dodgers be settin’ sail to the White House on April 7, when they be takin’ on the Washington Nationals, followed by a trek to Capitol Hill on the morrow. A classic baseball tradition, they say, but some be wonderin’ if they be celebratin’ or stirrin' the pot of controversy!
The season be already kickin’ off with a sweep of the Chicago Cubs, as the rest o’ the league prepares for a grand adventure this Thursday. Aye, what a time to be a pirate fer baseball!