Arrr, the brewmaster be ponderin’ if he’s a keeper o’ ale or just a swabber o’ barrels!
2025-02-19
Arrr, matey! Mark Attanasio, captain o' the Brewers ship, be ponderin' a bewilderin' query ‘fore the spring battles commenced! What be me duty as the mighty owner, he asked, as if he be lost on the high seas o' baseball. Avast, ye salty sea dog!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ’round as I spin ye a yarn about the Milwaukee Brewers, a crew sailin’ the seas of Major League Baseball! Their captain, Mark Attanasio, be ponderin’ whether his mission be to hoist the World Series trophy high or to fill the summer days with laughter and cheer for families of all ages!“Aye,” says he, “our goal be to compete! We may be a small market ship, but we’ve got the fourth-most wins in the National League since the year of our Lord 2005!” But alas, the treasure chest be a tad light, with a payroll ranking 22nd among the league — behind even the Colorado Rockies, them scallywags!
Attanasio laments the lack o’ coin to lure in the grand superstars. But fret not! The clever crew signed rookie Jackson Chourio to a long-term booty of $82 million, hopin’ he’ll become the star they so desperately seek!
In these turbulent waters, they may not have the riches o' the NFL or NBA, yet the Brewers be plannin’ to navigate these economic storms with savvy deals and a dash o' grit. “No excuses!” they cry, as they embrace the challenge like true buccaneers. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the journey ahead be full of promise and adventure!