Arrr, Jourdan Lewis be the latest matey to grumble 'bout the scallywags o' the Cowboys crew!
2025-03-14
Arrr, matey! Jourdan Lewis, a scallywag of the Jacksonville Jaguars, be spillin’ the beans 'bout his eight long years with them Dallas Cowboys. He be sayin’ he felt as frustrated as a parrot in a storm, ready to toss his hat overboard! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the swashbucklin’ Dallas Cowboys, who cast away some familiar scallywags in the treacherous waters of free agency this week. The mighty DeMarcus Lawrence, once a fierce pirate of the Cowboys’ ship, has set sail to join the Seattle Seahawks, much to the chagrin of his matey, Micah Parsons, who be throwin' shade like a true salty sea dog!Not to be left out, Jourdan Lewis also abandoned the good ship Cowboys, striking a deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars. This lad, after eight long voyages with Dallas, be spouting his frustrations like a cannonball—claimin' he stirred the drink for their defense! The new captain in Jacksonville be singin’ his praises, but Lewis be hintin' he deserved more treasure for his deeds.
And lo! A spat erupted between Lawrence and Parsons, with the former spouting that the Cowboys be cursed from claimin' a Super Bowl, to which Parsons retorted, accusin' him of bein' a jealous barnacle! The seas be choppy, and the crew be feudin’, but such be the life of a pirate in the NFL! So, hoist the flags and let the drama unfold! Yarrr!