"Arrr! Freddie Freeman be takin’ a tumble in the shower—manager claims it be a right strange mishap!"
2025-04-01
Arrr, mateys! It be said that Freddie Freeman, the Dodgers' swashbucklin’ first mate, slipped in the shower and gave his ankle a proper tweak, or so Captain Roberts be claimin’. And lo! He be the reigning World Series MVP, yet his greatest foe be a slippery deck!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! It be a tale of the great Freddie Freeman, the swashbucklin’ star of the Los Angeles Dodgers, whose 2024 season ended with a flourish, but alas, the winds of 2025 be blowing foul! Just when the lad was primed fer glory, he took a tumble in the shower, givin’ his surgically repaired right ankle a right good twist!Our matey Freeman missed a match against the Atlanta Braves after slippin’ whilst tryin’ to scrub the barnacles off his feet. He donned his pirate boots and made his way to the ballpark fer treatment, even though his ankle were already feelin’ a bit like a ship lost at sea!
Manager Dave Roberts be tellin’ tales of Freeman's mishap, and how the ankle swelled more than a ship’s sail in a storm. But fret not! This brave soul had already knocked two home runs and four RBI out of Tokyo's harbor to start the year!
Though our hero be keen as a cutlass to return to the field, he’s advisin’ a wee bit o’ rest before settin’ sail again. With a history of playin’ through the pain, Freddie be a true buccaneer at heart! So here’s hopin’ he rises from the depths and swashbuckles his way back into the game soon!