"Arrr! Olympic sea dog Ryan Crouser be reckonin' his thespian talents in yon Super Bowl jolly! Ha-ha!"
2025-02-03
Arrr, mateys! Three-time gold medal thrower Ryan Crouser be hittin’ the silver screen next week in a Super Bowl jolly. He be claimin' he did a fair job for his maiden voyage in the acting seas. Avast! Let’s hope he don’t toss the script overboard!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the mighty Ryan Crouser, who threw the shot like a cannonball, claimin' his third gold medal in the grand games of Paris! Aye, this scallywag be not just a champion o' the field, but now he be set to strut his stuff in a Super Bowl commercial, the likes o' which be ticklin' his fancy!In his own jolly words, Ryan never thought he'd be actin'—nay, he be just playin' himself! In a fine advert for Michelob Ultra, this burly gent finds himself swingin’ his mighty arm in a game o' pickleball with fellow swashbucklers Randy Moss and Sabrina Ionescu. But don’t let the term ‘actin’ fool ye; he be more focused on not knockin’ over a $60,000 camera than puttin' on a show!
With a heart o' competition as fierce as the fiercest storm, Crouser be known for hatin' to lose more than a pirate hates a mutinous crew. The lad's partnership with Michelob be as genuine as a treasure map, always supportin' his quest for glory. And when the season be done, a light beer be his reward after a long day o’ trainin'—a fine balance indeed! So raise yer tankards to Crouser, the shot puttin' pirate of the Super Bowl seas!