Arrr, matey! Gretzky's missus be tossin' Trump’s words, suggestin' the Great One might rule Canada’s ship, aye!
2024-12-26
Arrr, matey! The future captain Trump be tossin' around the idea of Wayne Gretzky as Canada’s high seas ruler! And lo! His fair lass be spottin' it too, sharin' the jest on her own treasure map o' social media! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas of Canada! The raucous President-elect Trump, known for his wild musings, be suggestin' that the legendary Wayne Gretzky, the sultan of the ice, should take the helm as Prime Minister! Aye, he be callin’ for a “DRAFT WAYNE GRETZKY” movement, claimin’ the lad wouldn’t need to lift a finger to win!Now, it seems the fair Janet Gretzky, Wayne’s better half, caught wind of this fanciful notion, sharin' the news on her Instagram with a wink and a nudge. Meanwhile, the current Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, be feelin' the heat, what with his Finance Minister jumpin' ship and the opposition nippin' at his heels, demandin' an election. Aye, the winds be changin’ in the Great North!
Trump, ever the jester, took to his Truth Social to poke fun at Trudeau, sayin' the resignation of the Finance Minister was as toxic as a barrel of rotten fish! And as he contemplates turnin’ Canada into the 51st state of his grand empire, he finds time to jest about “The Great One” supportin’ his cause, even sportin’ a MAGA cap like a true pirate of politics! Aye, it be a fine mess of hilarity on the high seas of political discourse!