Arrr! Garrett Crochet spills the beans on last season's contract squabble, like a parrot chattin' 'bout treasure maps!
2025-03-04
Arrr, matey! Garrett Crochet, the Red Sox bucko, be settin’ his sails against those scallywags callin’ him “greedy” over last season's treasure hunt for a contract! He be sayin’ he ain’t no gold-hungry pirate, just a lad chasin’ his rightful doubloons! Savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Garrett Crochet, a young buccaneer o' the pitch who was traded from the Chicago White Sox to the Boston Red Sox in the frosty month of December. This crafty lad, fresh aboard the Red Sox ship, be askin' for a long-term contract fit for a captain, a request that raised more than a few eyebrows among the crew.Now, some scallywags be callin' him "greedy," but Crochet be settin' the record straight, claimin’ it be more about claimin' his rightful place as a starter than just fillin' his treasure chest with doubloons. After all, he charted a course from the bullpen to makin' 32 starts last season, keepin' his ERA at a respectable 3.58—no small feat for a lad who once found himself in the clutches of injuries.
With April on the horizon, Garrett be steppin’ up to the mound, ready to prove his worth as he sails toward free agency after the 2026 season, unless the Red Sox be wise enough to seal the deal with a contract that be fit for a pirate king. So hoist the sails and let the games begin! Arrr!