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Arrr, CJ be singin’ sweet praises fer the Eagles, sayin’, “I love ye, Philly!” as he be settin’ sail to Texas!

2025-03-11

Arrr, matey! The mighty Eagles, crowned champions o' the Super Bowl, be sportin' a fresh hole in their defense! Rumor be flyin' that C.J. Gardner-Johnson be settin' sail to the Texans. Avast, what be this treachery in the high seas of football? Har har!

Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Philadelphia Eagles and their crafty defensive back, C.J. Gardner-Johnson! The scallywag's name be tossed about in the treacherous seas o' trade rumors, and lo, he’s been traded to the Houston Texans, swappin' places with offensive lineman Kenyon Green and a couple o' future draft picks! Arrr, the Eagles be lookin' to maintain their championship crew!

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