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Arrr, Charles Barkley be chartin’ the course fer Johni Broome to be the finest swashbuckler in Auburn’s hoop history!

2025-03-22

Arrr, matey! Charles Barkley be a legend among the Auburn crew, a true swashbuckler of the court! Now he be cheerin’ for one o’ the young buccaneers as the Tigers set sail fer that treasure known as the national title! Avast, let the games begin!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the mighty Auburn Tigers, who set sail on the treacherous seas of the NCAA tournament! Aye, they bested the Alabama State crew in the first round, and then with a hearty "Yo ho!" they conquered the Creighton lads to sail straight into the Sweet 16!

Now, in this grand adventure, the famed Charles Barkley, a legend of yore, threw his support behind the gallant Johni Broome, declaring that if the lad can steer the ship to its first national championship, he’d be the greatest Tiger to ever roam the court! "He be better than I was in me college days!" Barkley proclaimed, much to the delight of the fans.

But beware, for the seas were rocky leading to this tournament, with Auburn facing storms aplenty, losing to top-tier foes like Texas A&M and Alabama. "Fear not!" said Barkley, "They lost to the best of the best!"

Now, they be set to clash with the Michigan Wolverines on the 28th of March. So hoist the sails, grab yer grog, and let’s hope those Tigers make history! Arrr!

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