Arrr! Payton McNabb, a fair lass o' volleyball, nearly lost her sea legs to a trans matey, but sails to Trump's grand speech!
2025-03-04
Arrr, matey! Payton McNabb, once a volleyin’ lass, be now sportin' a gimp from a mighty spike by a trans swab! She'll be sittin' in the crowd as Captain Trump gives his grand yarn to Congress. Avast, what a jolly spectacle it be!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! Once upon a time, in the fair land of North Carolina, there be a lass named Payton McNabb, a former high school volleyball player, who met with a most unfortunate fate. A fearsome spike from a transgender matey sent her to Davy Jones' locker, or at least made her see stars, givin' her a concussion and a heap of troubles!Now, this brave lass be makin’ waves, fightin’ for fair play in the realm of women's sports, and lo and behold, she’s been summoned to join the grand festivities where none other than President Donald Trump be holdin' court! Aye, she be honored and gobsmacked, shoutin’ to the heavens, “I can’t believe I be invited!” She be grateful for the good captain’s support in keepin’ the seas of sport fair and square.
With a heart full of hope, she be wishin’ that the President might spin a yarn 'bout her trials on the grand stage. If he does, she’ll be happier than a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! So, me mateys, keep yer spyglasses handy, for Trump be set to share his plans for both land and ocean, and Payton McNabb be sailin’ right along with him, a true champion of her cause!