Arrr! The Jets be raisin' eyebrows, hirin' the scallywag they tossed overboard to snag a new captain and quartermaster!
2024-11-25
Arrr, mateys! The New York Jets be settin' sail with a crew called "The 33rd Team," captained by old seadog Mike Tannenbaum! They be huntin' for a fresh GM and coaching scallywags to steer their ship. Hope they ain't lookin' fer buried treasure, 'cause it be all lost!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the New York Jets, a crew so perplexin' that even Davy Jones might raise an eyebrow! They’ve summoned the ghost of General Manager Mike Tannenbaum, who once walked the plank from their ranks years ago, to aid in their hunt for a new captain and first mate! Aye, it be a curious move, indeed!Tannenbaum, now sailing with "The 33rd Team," be tasked to scout and interview the finest candidates for these prized positions, much to the bemusement of landlubbers and fans alike. 'Tis a strange endeavor, considering he be the one who steered the ship into turbulent waters before. The Jets, havin’ cut ties with Joe Douglas and their coach Robert Saleh, be hopin’ to get a head start on the competition’s hunt for new leaders.
With ol' Woody Johnson at the helm, the search be in full swing, though some scallywags on the high seas of social media be wonderin’ if Tannenbaum might just be lookin’ to hire himself back! Rumors abound of a reunion with Rex Ryan, the former captain with a score to settle. Aye, the Jets have tried three new GMs since Tannenbaum's departure, and none have managed to break the curse of their long playoff drought!