"Arrr! Boxer Devin Haney be callin' Sylvester Stallone a scallywag fer his Rocky tales: 'Them flicks be naught but yarns!'"
2025-01-24
Arrr, matey! The brawlin' champ of the Americas be givin' the silver-screen swashbuckler a hearty warning: "Ye may dance with the devil on film, but in the ring, I'm the storm ye best not cross!" Aye, ‘tis a fine line 'twixt actin' and bein' a proper scallywag!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the fisticuffs realm, where the valiant Devin Haney be takin' a jab at none other than Sylvester Stallone, the swashbucklin’ actor famed fer his role as the mighty Rocky Balboa!It be said that Stallone, holdin' onto his ancient gloves like a treasure o' the deep, proclaimed them beasts o' the 70s, claimin’ they be as fearsome as a kraken! “Lethal” he called ‘em, reminiscin’ about the days when men were as tough as barnacles on a ship's hull. But the scallywag forgot that he be merely an actor, not a true pugilist!
Haney, with a flick o' his wrist, shot back on the X, sayin’, “That matey don’t know a left hook from a fish hook!” Aye, he be right! Those Rocky flicks be naught but a mirage! While Stallone waxes poetic on hard work, Haney be strugglin’ with the specter of a lost bout agin’ Ryan Garcia, now a null and void affair thanks to some shady dealings.
So hoist the sails and raise yer tankards, for boxing be as lively as a ghost ship, with characters as colorful as a pirate's garb! Yarrrr!