Arrr! Colts’ Shane Steichen be spoutin’ nonsense ‘bout team troubles, makin’ me noggin spin like a ship in a storm!
2024-12-31
Arrr, matey! Coach Shane Steichen of the Indianapolis Colts, when queried ‘bout the crew’s culture on a fine Monday morn, spun a yarn so odd it’d make a bilge rat chuckle! Aye, ‘twas a response as mysterious as a treasure map with no ‘X’!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Indianapolis Colts and their captain, Coach Shane Steichen, who be takin' a bit o' heat from the former punter, Pat McAfee. Arrr! After a scallywag's defeat to the New York Giants, McAfee blasted the crew for bein' tardy to their meetin's and deckin' the field with a sorry performance!Steichen be respondin', sayin’ not all lads can be on time, but they best be held to a standard, or else! He swore that there be talk of accountability in their quarters, and he understands McAfee’s frustrations, as he too be wantin' the ship to sail smoothly into playoff waters! The good captain pointed out that the Colts had a rough season, with their rookie quarterback, Anthony Richardson, bein' tossed about like a cannonball in a storm, only playin' a few games. Now, they be sittin' at 7-9 and lookin' to finish strong against the Jacksonville Jaguars.
So, raise the Jolly Roger, for the Colts still have fight left in 'em! But as they say in the seven seas, a ship be not a ship without a crew that knows the meaning of punctuality! Yarrr!