Arrr, it be whispered that the scallywag Tiger Woods be courtin' the fair Vanessa Trump since last year's sun set!
2025-03-13
Arrr matey! It be said that the swashbucklin’ Tiger Woods and the fair lass Vanessa, once wed to the captain of Trump's crew, be sailin’ the seas of love since the feast of Thanksgiving! Aye, what a jolly pair to be makin' waves on the high seas of romance!
Arrr mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of one Tiger Woods, a scallywag of a golfer, who be courin’ the fair Vanessa Trump, daughter-in-law of the great Captain Donald Trump! Rumors be blowin’ like the wind, sayin’ they’ve been keepin’ company since just afore Thanksgiving, havin’ cozy dinners and swappin’ tales at his luxurious lair on Jupiter Island. No pirate shanties in the tavern for them, as they be preferin’ to keep their dalliance under wraps – fer now, at least!Word on the briny sea be that the two be enjoyin’ their evenings together, with not a care for the public eye. Meanwhile, their young kin, Charlie and Kai, be sharpshooters on the green, battlin’ it out in tournaments. They even be spottin’ the two old sea dogs at a fancy match, lookin’ as dapper as a captain at the helm!
But alas, troubles be afoot, as Tiger just announced he’s had a run-in with a ruptured Achilles, threatenin’ his chances for a grand comeback in the 2025 season! Aye, this be a tale of love and mishaps, all woven together like a fine nets aboard a ship! So keep yer eyes peeled, for the high seas of romance be ever churnin'!