Arrr, the Bengals be lettin’ their sack-swingin’ matey set sail for a trade, their defense be scuttled, aye!
2025-03-06
Arrr, me hearties! Before the last dance of Trey Hendrickson with the Bengals, the scallywags be givin’ the sackin’ captain the go-ahead to hunt for treasure elsewhere. Aye, he be seekin' a new crew to plunder with! Avast, let the trade winds blow!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous seas of the NFL! The Cincinnati Bengals, aye, them rascals, be fixin' to set sail without a proper defense, and it seems their crew ain't in a hurry to fix the hull!Word on the pirate's grapevine be that they’ve given the mighty Trey Hendrickson, the sack master of last season, a chance to seek new waters. Aye, he amassed a bounty of 17½ sacks, but the scallywags be choosin’ to keep their prized catches, Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins, instead of fortifying their defenses!
Director of player personnel, Duke Tobin, be blabberin’ about Chase bein' the most lucrative catch for non-quarterbacks in the league! And Higgins? He be wearin' the franchise tag, while they plot to ink a long-term deal. Meanwhile, Joe Burrow be throwin' cannonballs, leadin’ the league with nearly 5,000 yards and 43 touchdowns! But alas, coulda been grander had Higgins not been landlocked for five games!
With Sam Hubbard hangin' up his boots at the ripe age of 29, and Hendrickson lookin’ to sail away, the Bengals be savin’ a pretty penny if they let him go. Will they fix the ship or keep plunderin’? Only time will tell, me mateys!