Arrr! Trump be sayin' them Eagles be comin' to the White House, after givin' it the ol' heave-ho in '18!
2025-02-28
Avast, me hearties! Cap’n Trump be declarin’ that the mighty Eagles, fresh from pillagin' the Super Bowl, be settin' sail for the White House to toast their grand victory! Aye, let the grog flow and the parley begin, for this be a celebration to shiver yer timbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the mighty Philadelphia Eagles, who just snagged the treasure known as the Super Bowl! Rumors be swirling 'bout whether these feathered champions would set their sails to visit the grand White House. President Trump, the captain of that fine ship, declared, “Aye, they be comin' here!”Now, back in the year of our Lord, 2018, these scallywags spurned an invitation from the Trump ship, due to a ruckus 'round the anthem—some players raisin’ fists in protest, while ol’ Trump wanted 'em standin’ tall like proud buccaneers! But worry not, for Trump hath extended a fresh invitation, proclaiming their performance was worthy of a royal feast. “They deserve to be down here, and we hope to see them,” he said, like a jolly captain eager to welcome his crew.
But hold yer horses! Veteran swab Lane Johnson hinted it be a “team decision” whether to drop anchor at the White House. Will they sail forth to the land of the eagle, or chart a different course? Only time will tell! So, keep yer spyglasses ready, mateys, for this tale be far from over!