Arrr! Najee Harris be signin' a year-long pact with the Chargers, say the scallywags! A fine treasure indeed!
2025-03-11
Arrr! Najee Harris, the swashbucklin’ lad, be settlin’ with the Los Angeles Chargers for a treasure chest o’ $9.5 million doubloons for a year! This former Steeler be sailin’ his ship to new shores out west, seekin’ fortune and glory on the high seas of football! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Los Angeles Chargers and their shiny new treasure, Najee Harris, a fine lad from the Pittsburgh Steelers! Aye, he's struck a deal worth a handsome 9.5 million doubloons for a single year, ready to plunder the field in the City of Angels!This crew of Chargers be no landlubbers, havin' already hoisted aboard veterans like J.K. Dobbins and Gus Edwards, who led the charge with 110.7 yards a game last season. Dobbins be makin' a grand comeback, scorin' nine touchdowns, while the offense be captained by the dashing Justin Herbert, who surely knows how to steer this ship!
With a line as sturdy as a galleon, Harris, who be known for rushin’ over 1,000 yards in his first four seasons, be lookin’ to make waves for Coach Jim Harbaugh, a man who loves his ground game like a pirate loves rum! Though the Steelers let him sail into free agency, Harris be out to prove himself worthy, returning to California where he once ruled the sands before takin’ on Alabama!
As he charts this new course, may the winds be at his back, and may he find glory on the high seas of the NFL! Yarrr, let the games begin!