Arrr! That scallywag volleyball matey lost to a swift SJSU lass, complainin’ of cursed misfortune ruin’ their jolly season!
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! Lady Macey Boggs, a fierce wench of the volleyball seas, regaled the senate crew with tales of her crew’s misfortune, as they be scuttled in two contests against the San Jose State scallywags in the year of our Lord 2024! A fine tale o’ woe, it be!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale o’ Macey Boggs, a lass from the University of Wyoming, who took to the high seas o’ politics to regale the state senate. Her crew, the volleyball dames, found themselves in a stormy squall after they forfeited two matches to San Jose State, all due to a controversy over a transgender player named Blaire Fleming.Now, Macey, alongside eleven brave souls from the Mountain West, be fightin’ a lawsuit against SJSU, callin’ for a bill that demands the fair competition o’ ladies against lasses born as such. She lamented the loss o’ her chance to sail into the tournament, claimin’ they be punished for refusin’ to face a male rival, an outrage upon all that be just!
“We deserve to compete against those who match our biology,” she cried, like a true buccaneer standin’ up for her crew. With a bill passin' in the senate, Macey hopes her plight will shore up protection for future female pirates in the sport. “While I may be left marooned, let not the young lassies behind us face the same storm.” So hoist yer sails, for this be a battle not just for wins but for women’s rights on the high seas of sport! Yarrr!