Arrr! Boston Globe be mockin' the Maine scallywags for shuttin’ up Laurel Libby, turnin' her into a free speech swashbuckler!
2025-03-21
Arrr, the scallywags o' the Boston Globe be takin' a sharp cutlass to the Maine Democrats! They be squawkin' like parched parrots for givin' a good thrashin' to Laurel Libby whilst she be battlin’ the scurvy trans athletes in the lady's sports arena. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one fierce lass, Rep. Laurel Libby from the fair state of Maine. This scallywag be speakin’ her mind 'bout the ruckus over transgender athletes settin' sail in the waters of women’s sports. To the dismay of the House, she was met with a censure as harsh as a stormy sea, but the Boston Globe be callin' that a landlubber's folly!The Globe be sayin’, "Let the voters decide ye scurvy dogs, not the House bigwigs!" They reckon Libby's speech should be free as a seagull on the wind, even if she pointed her finger at a young matey in her argument. Libby, who be refusing to apologize, is battlin’ to have her voting rights restored, while in the meantime, the House be preventin' her from castin' her anchor for her crew.
The U.S. Department of Agriculture tossed Maine’s universities a temporary funding tempest over this squabble, but fear not! The money's flowin' again, with claims of compliance to Trump’s orders to keep the sails trimmed on trans athletes in women's sports. So raise yer tankards to Libby, for this saga be far from over, and the winds of free speech be blowin' strong!