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Arrr! PGA lad Jason Day be sportin' sweats at Pebble Beach, causin' a hullabaloo, just like Fetterman's odd attire!

2025-02-02

Arrr, matey! Jason Day be sailin' the fashion seas in his swashbucklin' sweats from head to toe at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am! Aye, he be lookin’ more like a landlubber than a dapper buccaneer on the final round! What say ye, a true pirate or a scallywag of style?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag named Jason Day, a golfer known far and wide for stretchin' the limits of on-course fashion. On a fine Sunday at the grand Pebble Beach Pro-Am, this swashbuckler donned a gray sweatsuit that had the crowd in a right uproar!

Now, this outfit be fit fer a lazy deckhand, not a mighty golfer! Aye, some landlubbers be callin' it downright shameful, with one scallywag claimin' he looked like a "slob" and another shoutin' it be an affront to the noble game of golf. Even the officials at Augusta National had to intervene last year, demandin' he swap out his attire!

With a partnership with Malbon Golf, Day be tryin' to toss the stuffy golf look overboard, but many be thinkin' he’s gone too far this time. It seems the crew at Pebble Beach ain’t ready for such unruly garb! As he set sail to catch the leaderboard, seven strokes behind the captain of the ship, Sepp Straka, Day might want to rethink his battle attire if he hopes to win the day!

So, keep yer eyes peeled, mateys! This tale of Jason Day and his sweatsuit be one fer the history books, or at least a good chuckle in the tavern!

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