Arrr! WNBA lasses be shiverin' in their boots over a ghostly stalker! Privacy be as safe as a leaky ship!
2025-01-17
Avast ye! 'Fore the grand debut of the scallywag 3-on-3 league, Unrivaled, a crew o’ WNBA lasses be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout that pesky business o' stalkin’. Aye, it seems even buccaneers need to keep a weather eye on those landlubbers!
Arrr mateys! The fine lasses of the basketball seas be shiverin’ in their boots as news of Caitlin Clark's stalker sails through the waters. 'Twas but a month past when a scallywag confessed to stalkin' UConn’s Paige Bueckers, and now the talk be spreadin' like barnacles on a ship's hull! Players be raisin’ their voices about the perils of security breaches, aye.As the new league, Unrivaled, sets sail, WNBA wenches like DiJonai Carrington be spillin' tales of cyber threats and the need for constant vigilance. “Some folks be crazier than a one-legged parrot!” she exclaimed, as she eyed the horizon for trouble. Breanna Stewart, too, be cautious with her social media, makin’ sure her whereabouts be as secret as buried treasure.
Alas, the infamous stalker, a landlubber named Michael Lewis, found himself in court, claimin’ guilt like a cowardly pirate, only to be met with a stern judge who tossed a not guilty plea in his direction! He be ordered to stay clear of the courts where the mermaids thrash about.
The seas be mighty turbulent for these fair players, but with their crew behind them, they be ready to brave the storm. Aye, let us hope they find calm waters ahead!