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Arrr, Jason Kelce be showin' his true colors in the Super Bowl, as an ancient 'New Heights' treasure be dug up!

2025-01-28

Arrr, matey! Jason Kelce be caught in a tempest o' choice 'twixt his brother's Kansas City scallywags and his beloved Philadelphia Eagles, the crew he sailed with fer 13 seasons! In the grand Super Bowl LIX, may the best crew hoist the Jolly Roger high! Aarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles, two mighty crews clashin’ in the grand Super Bowl seas! Last time they met, 'twas a landmark day when two brothers, the infamous Kelce lads, took the field. But this time, our scallywag Travis Kelce be bereft of his brother Jason, who be rootin’ for the Eagles, the team he served with honor for a dozen years and more!

In a raucous exchange on their jolly "New Heights" podcast, Jason declared his allegiance to the Eagles, much to Travis's chagrin, callin’ it “bulls---!” Aye, and can ye blame Jason? He be a legend in Philadelphia, swearin’ undyin’ loyalty to his home crew while givin’ a hearty cheer for his brother's triumphs. “I’ll root for the Eagles, first and foremost,” he quoth, but don’t ye fret, he still wishes for Travis’s glory on the field.

The plot thickens as Jason sported a No. 87 Kelce jersey while supportin’ his brother at Arrowhead after cheerin’ on his Eagles in a glorious victory over the Commanders! With new episodes droppin’ every Wednesday, the seas of loyalty be churnin’, and we’ll be watchin’ to see if this brotherly rivalry changes tides! Arrr!

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