“Ahoy, me hearties! Notre Dame be summoning ye to pray like scallywags after a ruckus ‘fore the Sugar Bowl!”
2025-01-01
Arrr, me hearties! The fine folks at Notre Dame be summonin' ye landlubbers in New Orleans to hoist yer prayers high, after a nasty squabble left 10 souls departed and many more in a pickle. Join the crew for a raucous prayer before the Sugar Bowl, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round, for a tale from the high seas of sportin’ mischief be afoot! The famed University o' Notre Dame be callin’ on its hearty fans in the vibrant city o' New Orleans, askin’ ‘em to join in prayer after a dreadfully tragic incident hath struck. Aye, this mornin’, a ne’er-do-well plowed through a crowd on the notorious Bourbon Street, sendin' ten souls to Davy Jones' locker and leavin’ over thirty others wounded. Ye can bet yer doubloons, this be no ordinary affair, arrr!As thousands of raucous fans prepare to cheer on the Fighting Irish against the Georgia Bulldogs in the Sugar Bowl, the university be keepin' an eye on the situation, workin’ hand in hand with the law to see the full scope of this misfortune. They be urg’n folks to steer clear of the chaos and join a mass at the Hilton Riverside, lest ye find yerself in a sticky situation, yarrr.
The good folk of the Sugar Bowl Committee be devastated by the nightmarish events, but the game be on track to proceed, with the police captain assuring all that the show must go on! So hoist yer flags and keep yer spirits high, fer sportin' joy shall prevail, even in the shadow of darkness! Arrr!