Arrr, matey! Captain Washington be throwin’ out them magical talking boxes from the crew's quarters! Aye, chaos be afoot!
2025-03-20
Arrr! In hopes of steerin' the Angels away from the rocky shores of last season, Cap'n Ron Washington be institutin' a new rule aboard the ship! Aye, he be wishin' to keep the crew sharp and ready for treasure, lest they be losin' their sea legs again!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I regale ye with the curious tale o' the Los Angeles Angels’ shipmates, takin' a stand against the treacherous distraction known as the cell phone! Aye, their captain, Ron Washington, has hoisted the ban flag on these infernal devices in the clubhouse, much like he did with the Texas Rangers in days of yore!“No phones shall be welcomed here!” he declared, makin' it clear that the crew be focusin' on the game and not on swipin’ and scrollin’. Nay, not even in the hallways, mateys! He be talkin' of a fine—rumors say it might be 500 pieces of eight—if ye be caught with a cellphone in yer hand!
Famed swashbucklers like Mike Trout and Kyle Hendricks have been appointed as the keepers of this new code, tasked with maintainin' order like true pirates of the diamond. Washington claims this ain’t no punishment; oh no, it’s all in the name of focusin' on the glorious game o' baseball!
So, prepare yer hearts, ye Angels, for a season free o' the pesky distractions of modern contraptions! With a wink and a jest, let the laughter roll through the clubhouse like the sea breeze, as these buccaneers set sail for victory!