Arrr! Gerrit Cole be missin’ the 2025 seas, off to the surgeon’s table for a wee fixin’!
2025-03-10
Arrr, matey! The Yankees be quakin’ in their boots, for Gerrit Cole be headin' to the surgeon's table on Tuesday, havin' torn his UCL! Aye, he be takin' a long voyage, missin' all of 2025! Shiver me timbers, that be a mighty blow to the crew!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the New York Yankees and their mighty hurler, Gerrit Cole! It be a dark day on the high seas of baseball, fer it be announced that our gallant ace be settin' sail for the treacherous waters o' Tommy John surgery this Tuesday, lookin' to mend a torn UCL in his throwing elbow!Aye, this means that Cole be missin' the entire 2025 MLB season—an ill-fated scenario the crew be preparin' for after he felt a twinge o' discomfort after just two spring training outings. Last year, he battled an elbow malady but managed to return fer 17 regular season starts, guidin' the ship to the World Series like the true captain he be!
Yet this time, the seas be much stormier. A long voyage of rehabilitation awaits him before he can once again take to the mound in 2026. So raise yer tankards high and toast to our brave portly pitcher, for he’ll be needin' all the good fortune ye can muster! Arrr, stay tuned, fer this tale be still unfoldin'!