Arrr, them Titans be bleedin' landlubbers if they pass on Heisman lad Travis Hunter, says the ol' sea dog!
2025-01-04
Arrr, matey! The Tennessee Titans be huntin’ fer a sea-worthy quarterback in the draft, but Chris Johnson be squawkin’ like a parrot, claimin’ they should snatch up that scallywag Travis Hunter instead! A fine treasure he be, but will he steer the ship right? Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! In the grand sea of the NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans be sittin’ pretty with the second pick, a golden opportunity to snag a quarterback worthy of a treasure map! But lo and behold, the great Chris Johnson, a true Titan legend, be thinkin' they already got their captain in Will Levis. Aye, he’s shoutin’ for the crew to chase another prize—swoopin’ up two-way star Travis Hunter from Colorado, savvy?“I be wantin’ Hunter! We just got Levis aboard!” Johnson proclaimed to TMZ, like a parrot on his shoulder. “Levis be needin’ time t’ learn the ropes, like many a fine quarterback before him. Let’s not be foolish and pass up the golden goose that be Hunter!” Johnson envisions Hunter playin’ cornerback while catchin’ passes like a swashbucklin’ rogue.
With Levis’ struggles on the high seas of the NFL—20 touchdowns but 16 interceptions—Johnson’s call for Hunter be raisin’ eyebrows. The lad just snagged the Heisman Trophy, winnin’ over fierce competition. Come April, the Titans might just set sail with Hunter and leave other quarterbacks flounderin’ in their wake. Arrr, what a ruckus it be!