Arrr! Scallywag claims innocence in the case o' the fallen NHL stars, Gaudreau brothers be not guilty, says he!
2025-01-07
Arrr, mateys! Sean Higgins, the scallywag accused of sendin’ NHL star Johnny Gaudreau and his bro, Matthew, to Davy Jones’ locker, be proclaimin’ his innocence in the New Jersey court on Tuesday! Aye, the lad be tryin' to dodge the noose like a slippery fish!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ill-fated Gaudreau brothers, two fine lads o' the NHL. Just a day 'fore their sister's grand nuptials, they were pedalin' their trusty steeds when a scallywag named Sean Higgins, a landlubber with a belly full o' grog, struck 'em down with his cursed vehicle! Aye, the tragic tale be takin' place on the 29th day of August in the year 2024.Now, Higgins, the knave, be plead'n not guilty to charges so grievous that even Davy Jones be shudderin'! Two counts of aggravated manslaughter and vehicular homicide, he be facin', with the offer o' 35 years in the brig waved away like a pirate's flag on a calm sea. With a blood alcohol level higher than a ship’s sails in a storm, he drove like a cannonball gone astray, roundin' up other vessels like a hungry shark!
His lawyers be claimin’ the mishap stemmed from “uniquely unfortunate circumstances,” but methinks they be blowin’ smoke rings, matey! As the tributes pour in for the fallen brothers, it be clear their legacy lives on, with the Blue Jackets and Flames honorin’ their memory in grand fashion. Aye, mayhap the sea of justice will rise and swallow the villain whole! Arrr!