Arrr, Kirk be spillin' ink on a missive from Biden after his sea dog Ben set sail to Davy Jones!
2024-12-04
Arrr, matey! ESPN's own Kirk Herbstreit be lettin' slip a missive from Captain Joe Biden, extendin' his heartfelt sympathies after the sad departure of Kirk's trusty mutt, Ben. Aye, even presidents shed a tear for a loyal sea dog! Avast, what a tail to tell!
Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of sorrow and sweetness from the seas of sportin’ news! Our good mate Kirk Herbstreit, a captain of college football commentary, found himself in a tempest o’ grief after lettin' go of his trusty canine companion, Ben, a golden retriever of noble heart. The brave pup, alas, succumbed to the cruel clutches of cancer, and with a heavy heart, Kirk shared the woeful tidings with his crew on the social seas of social media.But lo! From the grand ship of the White House came a message of comfort from none other than Captain Biden himself, expressin’ his heartfelt condolences for the loss of the furry matey. “Ben was a good boy,” he wrote, acknowledgin’ the joy and love the pup brought to many a soul. Aye, the college football crew rallied 'round, showerin’ Kirk with support, for Ben was beloved far and wide!
Through stormy nights and sunny days, Ben traveled by Kirk’s side, a true comrade through thick ‘n thin. Kirk beamed with pride for the memories forged with his loyal mate. So raise a tankard to Ben, who brought joy to many, and may his spirit sail on in the hearts of all who knew him! Arrr!