Arrr, matey! A scallywag from the University of Georgia be savagely hurt in New Orleans, just ‘fore the Sugar Bowl showdown!
2025-01-01
Arrr, matey! Captain Jere W. Morehead be spillin’ the beans that one landlubber scholar found himself in a right pickle, critically wounded by a scallywag’s dastardly deed in New Orleans on the morn of Wednesday! Avast, what a kerfuffle on the high seas of academia!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe from the land o' New Orleans, where a poor soul from the University of Georgia found 'imself in a right pickle! On the morn o' New Year’s Day, as the stars twinkled in the sky, a scallywag drove his pickup truck straight into a merry crowd on Bourbon Street, causin' chaos and calamity, claimin' at least ten lives and leavin' many more wounded. Arrr!The poor student, unnamed and unfortunate, was likely in town to cheer on the Georgia Bulldogs as they squared off against them Notre Dame Fighting Irish in the grand College Football Playoff. President Jere W. Morehead expressed his sorrow, extendin' condolences to the victims with a heavy heart, while givin' thanks to the brave souls who rushed to aid the injured. Aye, it be a dark day indeed!
As the dust settled, the game was postponed for 24 hours, with safety takin' precedence. The miscreant, a 42-year-old scoundrel named Shamsud-Din Jabbar, met his fate after a shootout with the law, leavin’ the FBI to ponder the man’s sinister connections and the dreadful discoveries within his vehicle. Yarr, what a tale of terror on an otherwise festive night!