Arrr! Payton McNabb be weepin’ like a scallywag, for the Dems be as frosty as a Kraken's belly at Trump’s tale!
2025-03-05
Arrr! Once a volleyin' wench, Payton McNabb be chargin’ the Democrats for sittin’ like landlubbers while Captain Trump spun his yarn on Tuesday night! Aye, where be the cheers, ye scallywags? If ye can’t clap, ye best be walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! In a grand spectacle, the Democrats turned their noses up and refused to clap for the noble President Trump during his joint address! Aye, even when he honored the brave lass Payton McNabb, a survivor of a harrowing battle against a fierce foe on the volleyball court, they stayed as silent as a shipwreck!Trump, bless his heart, praised young McNabb for her grit, fighting through a storm of injuries to champion women’s rights in sports. But lo and behold, the Democrats merely lounged in their seats, showing disrespect to a fine crew of guests sharing tales of courage. Heartbroken, McNabb lamented, "They didn't even stand for a lad who conquered brain cancer!" It seems the Democrats donned pink attire to protest, yet their actions contradicted their colors, for they filibustered a bill meant to protect women's sports!
As if that wasn’t enough, the night grew wild when Rep. Al Green brandished his cane, bellowing at Trump, causing a ruckus! The Democrats clapped only for Ukraine, a puzzling twist! Yet, through all the tumult, McNabb remained grateful for her experience, saying, "It'll be etched in me memory!" So, here’s a toast to the chaos of politics, where even pirates would be bewildered! Arrr!