"Arrr, matey! Josh Allen be sayin’ teams best steer clear of that scallywag coordinator, lest they be walkin’ the plank!"
2025-01-09
Arrr, matey! The scallywag Josh Allen be a-jest'in 'bout his trusty first mate, Joe Brady, as the landlubbers be a-piratin' for a new captain to steer their ships! Aye, the seas be rough, but the laughs be hearty!
Arrr matey! It be a fine day on the high seas o’ football, and young Josh Allen be hootin’ and hollerin’ to keep his trusty offensive captain, Joe Brady, aboard this ship o’ the Buffalo Bills! Rumors be abuzz with scallywags from distant shores, like the Bears and Jets, itchin’ to lure Brady away for their own head coachin’ gigs.When asked what the lad Brady means to him, Allen chuckles and quips, "Naught! He be doin’ nothin’ at all, so ye best keep yer distance!" But then the lad gets serious, singin' praises for the fine coach who steered the crew to glory after takin' over mid-season. "He’s been a treasure, full o’ energy, and made us a fearsome crew!" he declares.
With the Bills slayin’ foes and rackin’ up points like a pirate hoardin’ gold, Brady’s stock be risin’! The Bills’ offense be second only to the mighty Lions as they charge into the Wild Card Round, where they’ll face the fearsome Broncos. Allen be throwin’ cannons with 28 touchdowns and runnin’ like a true buccaneer, makin’ waves this season. So, let’s raise a mug to Brady, lest our beloved captain set sail for greener pastures! Yarrr!