Arrr, Deion be targetin' a crew of scallywags, claimin' he’ll steer his lads’ NFL sails!
2024-12-30
Arrr, matey! Deion Sanders, captain o' the Colorado Buffaloes, took a jolly moment on Monday to parley with a crew o' "multiple IDIOTS" thinkin' he be callin' the shots on where his lads be drafted. Ha! As if he be the master o' the seas!
Arrr mateys! 'Twas a raucous Monday when the infamous "Coach Prime," Deion Sanders, took to the digital seas of social media to call out a scallywag or two, claimin' they be IDIOTS fer thinkin' they know where he desires his lads, Shedeur and Shilo Sanders, to plunder in the NFL! Aye, he barked on X, settin' the record straight 'gainst those naysayers suggestin' teams he'd rather not have his kin join.With the NFL Draft order shufflin' like a deck o' cards, the New England Patriots be eyein' that coveted first pick. Well, Coach Prime be adamant that Shedeur be the finest treasure to be had, even spottin’ him sportin’ custom Giants cleats! The Giants, in need of a new captain after cuttin’ their previous one mid-season, be lookin' at Shedeur like a sailor eyein' gold doubloons.
Yet, trouble brews with the Tennessee Titans lurkin' above them in the draft order, and questions hang over Shilo's future as a defensive back. But fear not, fer Coach Prime be ready to raise a ruckus if the winds don’t blow favorably fer his sons. Tis a tale of draft shenanigans and fatherly fervor on the high seas of the NFL! May the best crew win! Arrr!