Arrr, the lass who wrangles the volleyin’ crew be singin’ their praises after bestin' a crew with a fair matey!
2024-12-01
Arrr, Coach Emily Kohan be raisin’ a mug o’ rum fer her fierce lassies who bested San Jose State in the Mountain West Tournament, though the winds o’ controversy be blowin’ fierce! Aye, a fine victory, me hearties, despite the stormy seas o’ debate!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Colorado State Rams fair maiden volleyball crew, led by their captain, Coach Emily Kohan! They be celebratin' a grand victory over the San Jose State Spartans, claimin' the Mountain West Tournament Championship with a raucous four-set battle! Aye, they’ve earned a ticket to the NCAA Tournament, hoisting their sails high!But lo! The Spartans sailed under a dark cloud of controversy, what with their trans player, Blaire Fleming, causin' a storm o’ debates. The crew o' San Jose State be enjoyin' a bye in the first round, while other teams scuttled their matches to let 'em through to the finals. Kohan, with the wisdom of a seasoned pirate, praised her crew for stickin' together through the tempest of negativity.
"We charted our own course through treacherous waters!" she declared. With a heart full o' pride, she spoke of their unity and fair play, not sinkin' into blame or malice. As for young Blaire, it be likely her final match, havin' led her crew through troubled seas, only for the tides to turn against 'em. The winds may be fierce, but the spirit of the Rams be sailin' strong!