Arrr, NFL mateys be comin' to the rescue o' CJ's mum's grub joint, savin' it from scallywag reviews!
2025-02-12
Arrr, the Swifties be stormin’ like a tempest, layin’ waste to CJ Gardner-Johnson’s mum after her lad took a jibe at Travis Kelce post-Eagles’ grand victory! Aye, the scallywags be not takin’ kindly to such shenanigans, savvy?
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Del Johnson, a fine lass from the sunny shores of Florida, who be celebratin’ her son C.J. Gardner-Johnson’s grand triumph with the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX. Alas, while her lad basked in the glory, Del was dealin’ with a storm of negative Yelp reviews for her other eatery, Kings Grill—talk about a jolly misfortune!Ye see, after C.J. took a jab at Chiefs' star Travis Kelce, the Swifties descended upon Kings Grill like a pack of hungry sea dogs, leavin’ scathing reviews in their wake. “The Swifties have attacked!” she exclaimed, as she watched her restaurant’s reputation sink faster than a ship with a hole in its hull. But fret not, for the tide turned as other fans rallied to her aid, showerin’ her establishment with praise like confetti from a cannon!
Yelp, in its wisdom, decided to place an “unusual activity alert” on her page, stoppin’ the flood of reviews quicker than a pirate can drink rum. So fear not, fair Del! Though the seas were rough, the winds of support blew strong, and Kings Grill shall rise again, with fair winds and followin’ seas! Yarrr!