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Arrr, Travis and Jason be spoutin' their salty thoughts on that Christmas flick the lasses be lovin'! Har har!

2024-12-24

Arrr! Travis and Jason Kelce be squar'in off with their fair lasses over that sappy tale, "Love Actually," as the jolly holiday tide be rollin' in! Blimey, it be a squabble fit for landlubbers, I say! Pirates prefer treasure, not tears, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we speak of a mighty debate over yon film, "Love Actually," released in the year of our Lord 2003. Be it a Christmas flick or no? The famed Travis Kelce, a grand tight end of the gridiron, hath weighed anchor, declaring it lacks the jolly spirit of the season. Aye, he did enjoy the tale, but felt naught but a cold breeze where Christmas cheer should be!

His brother, Jason, be of the same mind, proclaiming it the worst Christmas movie ever to grace the screen. "Zero spirit, I say!" he exclaimed, leaving no room for argument. The film, set in fair London, follows various couples 'round the holiday, yet the Kelce lads declare it devoid of tinsel and cheer.

Even the fair Taylor Swift, Travis's lady love, once sang praises of the film, claiming, "Love actually is all around!" But lo! Kylie's fondness for the flick may lead to tempers flaring this festive season as the brothers clash with their beloveds over the film's merits.

So, me hearties, as the holidays approach, let this be a lesson: love, like treasure, can be found in the most unexpected places, even if the film’s spirit be as absent as a pirate in a library!

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