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Arrr, Tom Brady be sendin’ a hearty shout to ol’ Randy Moss, fightin’ health like a sea monster!

2024-12-10

Avast ye! As the noble Randy Moss sails away from ESPN's deck to duel with a mysterious beast within, a tide o' support rains down upon him, even from the legendary Tom Brady, who be shoutin' encouragement on FOX NFL Sunday! Arrr, may the winds be at his back!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the legendary Randy Moss, the great wide receiver who be takin’ a pause from his jolly duties on ESPN's "Sunday NFL Countdown." Aye, the lad be battlin’ an inner storm, wearin’ sunglasses like a true swashbuckler on the Dec. 1 broadcast, though he be keepin’ the details to himself like a treasure map!

The good folk at ESPN be sayin’, “Moss be a true gem of the crew!” They look forward to havin’ him back when the tides be right. Meanwhile, his ol’ shipmates from the New England Patriots, includin’ the famed Tom Brady, sent messages of hearty support, shoutin’, “We be thinkin’ of ye, matey!” Aye, even Rob Gronkowski joined in, showerin’ love on the beloved Moss.

Now, this Randy, he be a pirate of the gridiron, with four All-Pro honors and six Pro Bowls to his name! With a treasure chest of 15,292 yards, he’s a legend among legends. As he sails through this rough sea of health, he quipped about his “Michigan turnover glasses,” givin’ everyone a hearty chuckle. So hoist the sails and send good vibes to our mate Randy, for he be turnin' 48 in February, still the finest captain in the NFL seas!

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